Hamsters, trolls and other animal species in your blog

The blogosphere is very densely populated with wildlife, which sooner or later will get up to your blog, so you better be prepared to meet it fully armed!.

Hamsters (derived from home - home sweet home ) - alterego grandparents on a bench at the entrance. Hamsters move from blog to blog from forum to forum with only one purpose - to communicate their views. Hamsters are usually migrate in droves, and multiply frendlentami. Hamsters do not write, they just hoard frendlentu, with which lots of new blogs to read is not so much by how others see.

An ideal place for a hamster - is. uyutnenko. First, you can Learn to express their agreement or disagreement of two times: one in the comments, the second in the comments to the comments of the first level and. your avatar is still to be seen. Secondly, FaceBook live trolls, who jumped on Prop food for hamsters. And thirdly, Learn enough to move on frendlentam other hamsters to avoid all interesting uyutnenko.

Talk briefly hamsters. Classic lexicon of hamster. consists of two words, three figures, and plus. ' Completely ( do not) agree', ' a ', ' 100' ' 1000'. Hamsters do not think they speak. faster than the brain works. Hamsters love hamsters, peysateley and hate trolls perfect hatred.

If the hamster begins to write in his blozhek, he ceases to be a hamster and becomes peysatelem. Peysatel my friends hamsters because they are my friends of his, and bans the troll. Peysatel homyachyu remembers his life and because hamsters always gives an opportunity to show their homyachnost.

Trolls live in caves and in the blogs there are raids. They feed the trolls Lulzim hamsters. Lulz - it's almost that emotion, but it is not easy, and if at the time of its manifestation hamster also occur on the tail (if you like - amateur girls twisting their nipples at the moment of orgasm). Therefore, the more able to bring a troll hamsters, so it is better to eat.

Most lulz peysateli deliver, so the trolls can always find them in the comments.

Learn troll can be on in the comments, which is not directly related to the topic. This is usually good-natured advice that makes peysateley and hamsters wave of hatred and the rays of diarrhea - a favorite food trolley.

Hamsters make basic traffic blog trolls - deduce blog in the top. Reasonable complementary feeding of both, make your blog popular and visited. Look at how to lure these and other.

The easiest way to lure. hamster - pervonahov. The sole purpose of hamster - pervonaha - to get first place on the comments page. If it did not work, then at least on the first page. Coming in first place, that strange breed of hamster produces orgasmic scream, for which he was named. Show pervonahu hamster - virgin sheet of comments, and he can not resist.

Hamsters plu -. ser. s. lured posts simple and user-friendly content in the home called ' life '. Write about how you drink, as the morning was bad, and make a conclusion that ' do not drink '. And collect a little plus in the comments.

IMHOmyachki. require more diligence. First imhomyachki write more than two words, and secondly, they have their own opinion, which no one asked. It is best to respond to imhomyachki provocative positions, positions with the understatement, or give its opinion. The latter causes imhomyachkov drooling and verbal diarrhea by 20-30 rows. Product life imhomyachkov be home to feed the trolls, and hamsters - plyuseram - they love it.

worst. hamsters, accordionists. The sole purpose of life these musical creatures - to find the source article and the author to poke his nose in it. Hamster - accordion player can ruin any holiday life. Which is easily arrange from scratch imhomyachok and troll, and may even stop commenting. So, hamsters, accordionists have time to track and ban, and rubbing their comments.

The last type of hamsters -. hamsters, whiners. Hamsters - whiners were recorded in the red book 10 years ago, but the amazing feeling and vitality of this breed allows these creatures to breed in captivity, and even without a pair of. Hamsters - whiners roam the blogs to make his little pile of dull shit. They never write on blogs: HS, marking the place of defecation. Sometimes, they leave a note similar to this: ' shit, well, how much you can about it '. Hamsters, whiners do not spoil, because no one ever notices. Actually, for their stealth and they are in the red book blogosphere.

Troll bait is much more complicated than hamsters. First, a little trolls and all of them do not have enough. Second, they are big and love to have played along with them. If the troll does not play along, he would be offended and walk away from your blog. Therefore it is necessary to deliver the trolls. Joy, lulz, hamsters.

Trolls are big and dumb, and there are small and tricky. The first is easy to determine for the heavy hitting. Second try to lure you into the trap of leading questions, and then bang on the head with an attempt to catch the nesootvestvii.

The best way to deliver a troll - let him take it out on hamsters. Good hamster he climbs to the snare to the troll. You will only observe, to see how a hamster squeaks and tries to get out and troll it slowly eats. If the hamster is not in a hurry in a trap set by then sun'te your finger in it (but not the hand). Suppose that a troll will get at least an ersatz pleasure poslyunyaviv your finger.

Feed the troll posts controversial in the political and ethical themes. This is a favorite food of the troll. Do not let him have more than once in three or four days, or a troll will grow, and your blog is too small for him. On the one troll should fall 20-30 hamsters, strictly follow the relation, do not reduce the concentration of hamsters to the trolls below the 10 to 1. If you are close to the border, immediately begin to comment on peysateley to lure some of his hamsters to their. Fortunately, almost all in the top peysateli Yandex and for a long time to find them is not necessary - identified by the above signs.

Just follow our advice to your terrarium was always full, and the capacity for food it will never empty.

Heavy shit you excitements and rays of diarrhea!.
Your honor livestock.

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